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RUDE Birthday Cards
Our collection of rude birthday cards - our cheekier, more foul mouthed, edging-towards-offensive birthday cards for friends with a good sense of humour. Hilariously funny but perhaps not for the faint hearted!
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Birthday - Shit myself with excitement
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Old Wanker
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Shit the Bed - You're Old
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You know you're old when
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Milestone Birthday
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Even wankers deserve a card
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Heart is Young
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Birthday cat says
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Fuck a duck!
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Cat - Fuck your birthday
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Grumpy old bastard
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Cat doesn't give f*ck about your birthday
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Newsflash! You're old as f*ck
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You old bastard
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Birthday ready - Back, sack and crack wax
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F*ck off back to economy
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At your age - never trust a fart
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Still a dick
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Don't care about stupid birthday
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Twats deserve a card
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You are what you eat
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