Rude greetings card by Brainbox Candy

Ye Olde Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty, sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty, Had a great fall. All the kings horses, And all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

An alternative ending to the popular nursery rhyme which is very funny and also rather rude! From the 'Rotten Rhymes, Tarnished Tales & Vulgar Verse' range by Brainbox Candy, this greetings card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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