Funny birthday card by Comedy Card Company

Old Age Explained

I ache, everything looks a bit fuzzy, I fart at will and I can't remember shit but I do have a laugh moving slowly along supermarket aisles and pretending that I'm deaf.

Birthday card with a funny statement about getting older. You become more and more stiff, your eyesight deteriorates, you suffer from uncontrolled farting and your memory starts to go. However at least you can have fun annoying people by blocking supermarket aisles and by pretending you can't hear! Published by the Comedy Card Company, this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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