Funny greeting card by Dandelion Stationery

Age Mid 20's: 6 Vodka Red Bull . . . up with no problems for a bottomless brunch with Mojitos . . .

Age Mid 30's and above: 2 Margaritas . . . useless for 48 hours

Greeting card with a funny statement showing the difference between having a drink when you're in your twenties versus the rest of your life: once you pass thirty, two drinks could render you useless for two days! Lovely humour from Words of Wisdom range by Dandelion Stationery. This card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and is blank inside for your own message.

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